Flisrot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable seal.

Flisrot created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisrot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flisrot, it will turn you into a mole.

Flisrot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flisrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.