Fonpibfat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring wombat.

Fonpibfat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpibfat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonpibfat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fonpibfat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fonpibfat's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Fonpibfat.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fonpibfat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Fonpibfat's priests.

5. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.