Ligvabbim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable hare.

Ligvabbim created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligvabbim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ligvabbim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ligvabbim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ligvabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. You must pray to Ligvabbim nine times a day.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.