Tenciss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless jellyfish.

Tenciss created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenciss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenciss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tenciss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect six zinc sculptures of Tenciss on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tenciss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hurt frogs.