Dunlegveen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil dugong.

Dunlegveen created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlegveen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dunlegveen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunlegveen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dunlegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.