Hatliblun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish elephant.

Hatliblun created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Hatliblun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hatliblun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hatliblun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hatliblun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hatliblun.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hatliblun loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear stockings.