Nillsagwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient grasshopper.

Nillsagwon created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Nillsagwon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillsagwon, she will turn you into a plant.

Nillsagwon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nillsagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.