Abstafbep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind ant.

Abstafbep created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abstafbep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abstafbep, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Abstafbep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Abstafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about nebulae.