Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient human.

Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam, he will destroy your home planet.

Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Nuttbodzanpigdiddosshasgam.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat figs.