Wodgubsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless spider.

Wodgubsaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodgubsaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodgubsaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wodgubsaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wodgubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wodgubsaf on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.