Nullhingut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-confident shark.

Nullhingut created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhingut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullhingut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nullhingut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nullhingut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Nullhingut.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.