Bencudneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful manatee.

Bencudneg created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bencudneg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bencudneg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bencudneg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bencudneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bencudneg's priests.

2. Bencudneg loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

5. Bencudneg loves foxes, so they must be respected.