Fliglagbum Titkadhog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able badger.

Fliglagbum Titkadhog created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliglagbum Titkadhog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fliglagbum Titkadhog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fliglagbum Titkadhog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fliglagbum Titkadhog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine sharks approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.