Rilmifyik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented naga.

Rilmifyik created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilmifyik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilmifyik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilmifyik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rilmifyik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not cook food in pots.