Yoglagdog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless duck.

Yoglagdog created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglagdog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoglagdog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yoglagdog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yoglagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoglagdog.