Fenhassog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Fenhassog created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhassog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fenhassog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fenhassog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fenhassog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Fenhassog's priests.

4. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.