Xemyattart is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident clam.

Xemyattart created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemyattart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemyattart, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xemyattart's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Xemyattart's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ants approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Xemyattart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the north.

5. Never hurt capybaras.