Metflantab Narcitbon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying newt.

Metflantab Narcitbon created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Metflantab Narcitbon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Metflantab Narcitbon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Metflantab Narcitbon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Metflantab Narcitbon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Metflantab Narcitbon nine times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Metflantab Narcitbon's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not leap in public.