Satloplid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able crow.

Satloplid created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Satloplid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satloplid, he will curse you with boils.

Satloplid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Satloplid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satloplid.