Kongessyartfitbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive hydra.

Kongessyartfitbam created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kongessyartfitbam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kongessyartfitbam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Kongessyartfitbam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kongessyartfitbam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.