Dumtifhityar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever jellyfish.

Dumtifhityar created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumtifhityar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumtifhityar, it will be very unhappy.

Dumtifhityar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dumtifhityar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always obey Dumtifhityar's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.