Fentailwipominmap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane bear.

Fentailwipominmap created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentailwipominmap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fentailwipominmap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fentailwipominmap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fentailwipominmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always take life seriously.