Hithugdid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome pig.

Hithugdid created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hithugdid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hithugdid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hithugdid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hithugdid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hithugdid loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.