Yarpcunweefed is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured mink.

Yarpcunweefed created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcunweefed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarpcunweefed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarpcunweefed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarpcunweefed's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Never think about special relativity.