Nurthudnad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful alligator.

Nurthudnad created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthudnad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurthudnad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurthudnad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nurthudnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Nurthudnad on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Put Nurthudnad first in all things.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.