Farlancamlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, almighty parrot.

Farlancamlog created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlancamlog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farlancamlog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farlancamlog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Farlancamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Farlancamlog.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.