Cepspagarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast meerkat.

Cepspagarp created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepspagarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepspagarp, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cepspagarp's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cepspagarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.