Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish alligator.

Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod, she will turn you into a frog.

Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ladgedsid Wipjiptarggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never sing in the presence of voles.