Tiphitfut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic salamander.

Tiphitfut created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiphitfut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiphitfut, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tiphitfut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tiphitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.