Pomlimgum is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent wombat.

Pomlimgum created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlimgum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomlimgum, it will remove you from existence.

Pomlimgum's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pomlimgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing pink shorts.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never wear ear rings.