Pomgomgig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish aardvark.

Pomgomgig created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomgomgig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomgomgig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomgomgig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pomgomgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not jump in public.