Bestlitsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying deer.

Bestlitsug created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlitsug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestlitsug, he will torture you forever.

Bestlitsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bestlitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Bestlitsug loves frogs, so they must be respected.