Gomrancum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate bear.

Gomrancum created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomrancum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gomrancum, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gomrancum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gomrancum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.