Gabsagquarthab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless bat.

Gabsagquarthab created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabsagquarthab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabsagquarthab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gabsagquarthab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gabsagquarthab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.