Wiknut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart dragonfly.

Wiknut created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiknut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wiknut, he will turn you into a mole.

Wiknut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wiknut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Hide if seven mice approach from the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.
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