Cudguptiglog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic frog.

Cudguptiglog created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudguptiglog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudguptiglog, she will think nothing of it.

Cudguptiglog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cudguptiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing black hats.