Vinrakdod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic crab.

Vinrakdod created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Vinrakdod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinrakdod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vinrakdod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vinrakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.