Govrenweg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical human.

Govrenweg created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govrenweg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Govrenweg, she will turn you into a dog.

Govrenweg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Govrenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Govrenweg's name in vain.

3. Run away from green ants, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry whales.