Cidgepcad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest frog.

Cidgepcad created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgepcad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidgepcad, he will remove you from existence.

Cidgepcad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cidgepcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Always help horses.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. You must pray to Cidgepcad three times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.