Vogmidgud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane naga.

Vogmidgud created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogmidgud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogmidgud, it will torture you forever.

Vogmidgud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vogmidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vogmidgud first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Vogmidgud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.