Bod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating eagle.

Bod created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bod, she will turn you into a rock.

Bod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bod on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.