Wodlen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful raven.

Wodlen created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodlen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodlen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wodlen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.