Passogbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, kind chinchilla.

Passogbag created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Passogbag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Passogbag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Passogbag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Passogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never chant in holy places.