Hivtettigen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing shrew.

Hivtettigen created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivtettigen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivtettigen, she will turn you into a rat.

Hivtettigen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hivtettigen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivtettigen.

5. Always help otters in need.