Zenbabnilltin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty swan.

Zenbabnilltin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbabnilltin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zenbabnilltin, she will not invite you to parties.

Zenbabnilltin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zenbabnilltin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing purple rings.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the south.