Sin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair jaguar.

Sin created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sin, he will be very unhappy.

Sin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

2. Do not take Sin's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.