Get is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unjust guinea pig.

Get created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Get, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Get, she will be very sad.

Get's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Get's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.