Nutstafvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Nutstafvad created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Nutstafvad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutstafvad, she will cry a lot.

Nutstafvad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nutstafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

4. You must love Nutstafvad.

5. Never talk about gravity.