Hakrawgeb Candimbut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional squid.

Hakrawgeb Candimbut created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakrawgeb Candimbut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hakrawgeb Candimbut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hakrawgeb Candimbut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hakrawgeb Candimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hakrawgeb Candimbut's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Hakrawgeb Candimbut loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Hakrawgeb Candimbut must be the most important thing in your life.