Cemsakjab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent skunk.

Cemsakjab created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemsakjab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cemsakjab, it will send you a sign.

Cemsakjab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cemsakjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the south.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Do not commit murder.